Will you sign up to my petition to get the Oxford dictionary to change the spelling of house to howse, i?

It just seems to look and sound better that way, more fun when you say it like that HOWSE.Will you sign up to my petition to get the Oxford dictionary to change the spelling of house to howse, i?
*hysterical laughter*
noWill you sign up to my petition to get the Oxford dictionary to change the spelling of house to howse, i?
Aye pal ind git thum ti change aww thi wurds ti scoattish tae as wi need recugnitun!
Just because you cannot spell, there is no way I can support the further corruption on the English Language, by the uneducated and lazyWill you sign up to my petition to get the Oxford dictionary to change the spelling of house to howse, i?
As to howse someone in a house, do you mean?
NO, leave my language alone. go to america where they spell differently
Not sure, but if you succeed maybe you will start a trend and we can start a petition to put an H in aitch :)
Sure, no problem.
Naw! Whit fur.



Ah hae an excuse no tae speek an' spell E'glish properly. If however ah were tae rite an ofisial letre One would quite happily and easily do so using the official spelling and (for the most part) paying careful attention to the Grammar.



One so hopes that I have answered your delightful question with a modicum of dignity and education. (Baith o' which ah normaly lak)